There's this woman...

Well, I don't know if the word 'woman' can apply, as there is some question as to whether she’s actually a living ‘human being.’

That nit picking detail aside, there’s this woman. And she says, quite often it turns out, very hateful and untrue things about other people. I have some phrases and words that I would like to use in relation to this woman, but I’m afraid that some of our reading audience might find them distasteful, or even offensive.

With that thought in mind I’ll attempt to use the ‘*’ key to help ease the threat of offense. Here goes!

A**e C**lter is a vile contemptible bitch. A**e C**lter talks so much shit her teeth are brown. A**e C**lter should be striped naked, beaten with rubber hoses, threatened with dogs, made to renounce any enjoyment she gained from listening to the Grateful Dead (yeah, she says she was a fan in college), and set adrift on a (swiftly melting) ice pack with a starving polar bear. Finally, the vile offensive words A**e C**lter should be stricken from the English language for all time. Only to be used in the most extreme cases such as, “that Dubya really is a A**e C**lter!”